I will never recover from any of this đź’•
I will never recover from any of this đź’•
I am positively feral of the idea that John Constantine is an ex of both Maddie and Jack Fenton. Imagine the possibilities. They’re endless.
Danny: What is with you two and crazy fucking exes? First the MAYOR now this??!
Constantine: shit, is Vlad still around?
Danny: You know Vlad? Of course you fucking know Vlad. Newton’s third law, with every crazy breakup there is an equally crazy rebound.
Constantine: Christ kid, who hurt you?
Danny: YES
Constantine: Also what do you mean by a rebound?
Danny: You dated Vlad after you broke up with my parents right?
Constantine: I hate to be the one to break this to you kid, but back in the day Vlad and your parents were a thing.
Danny: …
Constantine: Kid, you alright?
Danny: No
Danny: I- I need to-
Danny: If anyone needs me I’m going to be floating in the void so I can process this information.
Dani and Jack are my two favorite “let’s make Vlad experience Every Emotion just by existing” characters
*conspiracy theorist voice* Listen- Listen to me, THEY ARE RELATED
Spectra is, like, Vicky’s great-grandma or something, and that’s why Vicky sucks so bad… she has Spectra’s misery powers-
we have no idea the timeline of danny phantom compared to fairly odd parents. Spectra could *be* Vicky
I finally watched Good Omens and I love it
all robots are transgender
There is literally drama on the political right of America because Transformers low key confirmed this
Nai chaperones all their dates bc he “hates” Wolfwood [Nico and Vash know he actually likes Wolfwood they’re letting him take his time he’s autistic it’s okay]
ok so i dont really care about bts. to preface this. but i think the phenomenon of bts fans who think jungkook is princess diana reincarnated is really funny. so if i had to be bts/jungkook’s manager i’d make him lean into it. make him give fake interviews about being scared of car crashes and other things to feed the princess diana jungkook bts girlies
Shout out to my writers that don’t plan their fics at all. Readers be like “I can’t wait to find out what happens next!”
Babe me too
you know what? fuck you. *unionizes your salt*
hmm. well this was supposed to say uniodizes but i guess im a champion of the salt working class now
i tend to be cautious about bothering cats but I think it’s important to remember that some pretty extreme cat bothering is still within the typical bounds of cat social life
(Source: reddit.com)
Research has shown that pleasure affects nutrient absorption. In a 1970s study of Swedish and Thai women, it was found that when the Thai women were eating their own (preferred) cuisine, they absorbed about 50% more iron from the meal than they did from eating the unfamiliar Swedish food. And the same was true in the reverse for the Swedish women. When both groups were split internally and one group given a paste made from the exact same meal and the other was given the meal itself, those eating the paste absorbed 70% less iron than those eating the food in its normal state.
Pleasure affects our metabolic pathways; it’s a facet of the complex gut-brain connection. If you’re eating foods you don’t like because you think it’s healthy, it’s not actually doing your body much good (it’s also unsustainable, we’re pleasure-seeking creatures). Eat food you enjoy, it’s a win-win.
what
no seriously
what?
PLEASURE IS A NECESSARY PART OF HUMAN HEALTH, BOTH PSYCHOLOGICALLY AND PHYSICALLY
this is why you should be eating your chips with salsa and guac instead of beating yourself up for not eating a salad with tomato and avocado (unless you are a salad bitch like me then enjoy both of them!)
here’s a recent systemic review of all the research done on the subject
Video caption: Good guy who talks like a bad guy
“Perhaps you’d like to see my pets. They were ALL … rescues.”
“And as always, gentlemen, our profits will be … donated.”
“Oh, I wish I could stay and chat, but I’m afraid I have to take my friend to the airport.”
Redeemed villain who can’t let the speech pattern go
Megamind
thats not your yogurt anymore